Another opportunity to become a millionaire

I'm a little confused as I don't really belong to any church, much less am the DEAREST ONE OF GOD. Can it be possible that an Ivorian woman from Kuwait called Susan Morgan wants to give me $2.5 million? In her place, I'd use the money to work on a cure but I'm selfish this way. I don't think I'm the appropriate person on whom to bestow this ton of money.

ATTN DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

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Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Nicely put. Reply at once or lose this wonderful opportunity. I'd going to kindly decline because I'm not an idiot. People do believe these emails and waste thousands of dollars on "transfer fees". Other people write hilarious replies.