PM's 1000 year plan

If I live for another 1,000 years, I will never want to see you. You enjoy your rights, and so do I mine. As a prime minister, I bear no obligation to see that guy, he said. (Source)

In an orgy of hyperbole, the PM just cannot stop. He must reply to every remark with more grandiose claims. The claim that not even in a 1000 years will he meet Yash Ghai is disturbing - is the PM really planning to be in power that long. He declared recently that he only intends another 30 years, and this new claim of 1000 years has disconcerted the expat / development / NGO community. They will have to throw out the 30 year plan and work on something a little more long term.

Various theories have surfaced regarding his means of remaining in power for so long. One reliable source claims that his life is being sustained not by the blood of the innocent as previously thought, but by the timber of illegal logging. if this proves true, it is worrying for the party considering that Cambodia has a finite supply of forest.

However hope remains. It might possible to rig up some cryogenic suspension fueled by the comments on NGOs and UN envoys which when mixed with the PM's brainwaves product a combustible fuel. The fuel could provide a link with a communicator that can spew vitriol to the entire Kingdom.

With modern technology, there is little that the political elite can accomplish and there is a possibility that the PM may be prepared to meet Yash Ghai on 6 June 3007 although it is entirely possible that the UN may send a different envoy.