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I have a meeting on Friday with the Head of Communications and the webmaster to sort out the website. Any and all suggestions for improvement will be appreciated. I'll be working on this all day today and dreaming about it tomorrow!
I have a day off tomorrow! Its International Women's Day and recognised as a holiday for us. I've got plans of the best sort. Sleep in as long as the heat permits and then trundle off to the luxury hotel, gym, swim and be served cocktails on silver platters by uniformed waiters. Sweet!
Well at the moment I don't have any irritating coworkers so I can't take advantage of this wonderful festival. Many people have sent me this and I thought I'd spread the joy. Now get slapping.
Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who always screws up stuff creating more work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more or you may be considered postal.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher any abuse of this and you will be thought to be postal.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
I have a day off tomorrow! Its International Women's Day and recognised as a holiday for us. I've got plans of the best sort. Sleep in as long as the heat permits and then trundle off to the luxury hotel, gym, swim and be served cocktails on silver platters by uniformed waiters. Sweet!
Well at the moment I don't have any irritating coworkers so I can't take advantage of this wonderful festival. Many people have sent me this and I thought I'd spread the joy. Now get slapping.
Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who always screws up stuff creating more work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more or you may be considered postal.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher any abuse of this and you will be thought to be postal.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
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